What’s “StarCrash!! with Jeff?”
It’s a magical girl sci-fi comedy comic strip by Joi Massat. Updates every weekday!
Has nothing to do with the schlocky movie of the almost-same name. (Which doesn’t have Jeff in it.)
Toddlers Beware! This Cutesy Comic is Rated PG-13
Intercosmic politics, not to mention our heroes, might be morally suspect.
Also, people say “fuck” sometimes.
Characters
Jeff
Mysterious creature in the shape of a man. What is Jeff planning? (he)
Likes: The startling power of intellect
Dislikes: Potatoes in milk
Olive
The hero of the story, I guess? (she/they)
Likes: Law and order
Dislikes: Cabbage
Haley
Of a calm and hardy nature. Transforms into Lover Behenia the Jetter Pink. (she)
Likes: Love, life, and friendship
Dislikes: Rabbits (they bite)
Skye
A steadfast stunner. Transforms into Law Starshot the Jetter Blue. (they)
Likes: Illusions of freedom
Dislikes: Concept of death
Ray
Brusque kid who wants answers to this space alien mess. (he?)
Likes: Knowledge and power
Dislikes: The texture of oatmeal
???
A child and card-carrying villain from the Planet of Hearts. (she?)
Likes: Fun, games, striking fear into the public mind
Dislikes: Uh, losing, probably
Mr. Tanner
Not a very good teacher. (he)
Likes: Algebra more than English
Dislikes: Worms. Like, do they have souls???
Black Horse
Some sort of…weird horse?????